Dance Like a Slut, And Don't Give a Fuck

shanaaxo:

Please..

macmilker:

the krabby patty is me

beach was loads of fun !! can’t wait to go again :D

Reblog if you’ll answer anything in your ask right now.

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD ATTEND A TUMBLR USER CONVENTION.

We’d wear t-shirts with our urls on it.

And we could party together.

A BANANA SLIPPING ON A PERSON

attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
attractive boy: hi i'm a gay, fictional character that has a boy friend, and am more than twice your age. Did I mention I'm also a country?